Dear Paul Castronovo,
I am proud of the way you’ve been dealing with defeat. Watching your Gators go down must have been devastating, and losing to Miami makes the sting even more painful. However you took it like a man which surprised me frankly. Instead of pissing and moaning you accepted the loss as a gentleman, realizing the age old adage “may the best team win”. I’m sure you also know there are more games ahead and your team might win one of them. In fact I’ve figured out a way to guarantee your favorite team will win. It’s simple, all you have to do is become a UM fan. No more worries about Alabama or Georgia or South Carolina because you’ve gone from orange and blue to orange and green! This SEC stuff is for the birds, and as you grow older the stress can be very harmful. Think about it, instead of Tennessee you’ve got Savannah State for Christ sake. So go ahead and denounce the Gators before they embarrass you again and make you feel like an even bigger chump. And remember…you can’t spell Paul without the U.