The new Superman movie isn’t much like the old ones. It seems like they wanted to add a more realistic feel than a comic book one and I must say it was enjoyable. However the story could never be really real.
First off it begins on another planet, Krypton, where the people look just like humans. Okay maybe I can buy that, but what’s the chances of a far away civilization speaking English? That doesn’t even happen down the road in
Then there’s the nudity in the new film…full frontal male nudity. Now I’m not a prude or a pervert but if I were Kal-El’s father (played by Russell Crowe) I’d be mighty proud. In fact I could imagine that boy defeating the evil General Zod using just the howitzer between his legs. Unfortunately that’s all it’s good for, as Superman must remain a virgin. You see if he were to lose control during lovemaking, the mere beat of his powerful heart would crush a woman to death. Sorry Lois.