The following is a transcribed conversation between me and my wife on the evening of January 31, 2013.
Wife: You went pretty easy on Dan Marino this morning, why?
Me: Because he’s a great quarterback.
Wife: Then how come you didn’t go easy on Arnold Schwarzenegger because he’s a great actor?
Me: You just answered your own question.
Wife: What’s wrong with these men who cheat on their wives?
Me: Any man in his situation would be tempted.
Wife: Does that mean if you were in his situation you would be tempted?
Wife: So if a sexy young woman asked you to sleep with her... you wouldn’t?
Me: Not without your go ahead.
Wife: He’s been married for 28 years, why would he want to fool around with someone else?
Me: You just answered your own question again.
Wife: Hey, what’s that? You’re not recording our private conversations are you?
Me: Of course not sweetheart.