Did she or didn’t she? Who gives a good b.m? I watched Beyonce at the inauguration and I haven’t been that excited since Ms. Brewer and I bought our first shower massager back in the 1980’s. And just like with Ms. Brewer, it doesn’t bother me that she fakes it. In fact, I think I’d get aroused watching Beyonce chew gum.
I imagine Wes Welker’s wife is disgusted with Beyonce and probably thinks she’s “a cheater and a poor role model” but do you honestly believe President O’bama just got up and winged it? Of course not, his speech was carefully prepared and crafted just like a fine painting, a tasty meatball sandwich AND Beyonce’s song.
So don’t worry baby girl. This reporter’s got your big, beautiful backside, mainly because I too know what it’s like to have trouble performing.