I've been married 17 years to Gina, but to Ron...way longer. Let's compare the two:
After 3 drinks for Gina, I might get lucky. After 3 drinks, Ron would be lucky to be able to stand up.
While hanging on the beach, Gina looks great in a bathing suit. Last time I was on the beach with Ron, some people tried to roll him back into the water.
We were at a wedding over the weekend, while celebrating our anniversary and Gina got a little emotional. Ron gets emotional if the liquor store is closed.
I memorized my wedding vows. Ron memorized the Miranda rights.
If I had to do it all over again, I'd marry Gina without hesitation. If I was starting my radio show all over again, I'd hire Ryan Seacrest.
Gina still looks the same as the day we got married. Ron looks just like Diana Nayad as they pulled her from the water after swimming from Cuba.
1) Gina getting too cozy with Dolphins Center, Mike Pouncey
2) Gina getting cozy with some wine
3) Gina, apparently in a rap group
4) Gina and I last weekend on our 17th wedding anniversary. She looks incredible. I look like an old handbag.