Okay... is Jimmy Kimmel gonna jump outta the bushes after she drives off?
Nope. This really happened. As you watch the unnamed postal worker mow down the lawn and pull up to the steps, see if you detect what I did: She seems to pause, decide if she could successfully THROW the package on the porch without having to exit the truck, but then opts to do the "right thing" and pour herself out of the rig and take three steps BEFORE SHE THROWS IT ON THE PORCH.
She is so fired. Or should be.