I've come up with what I think is a brilliant plan to shame dog owners who allow their pets to squat on other people's lawns and leave behind Mount Dumpa-matoombo without even a THOUGHT of cleaning it up. I'm going to stop, take a picture of this procedure (mid-squat), print it out and drop it in the mailbox for the homeowner. Yup, I’m going all “pooperazzi”on ‘em.
Just by way of a disclaimer, I assure you that I’m completely aware it's not the dogs fault. God bless 'em. In fact, some days I'm jealous to tell you the truth (I need more fiber) That said, can you imagine if humans did what some inconsiderate schmooche-bags allow their well-fed pets to do? "Oh honey, I'll be right back -- your amazing breakfast has me grabbin' this week's "People" and headin' over to the Meyer's driveway. I'm gonna pull the pin on a bowel grenade, leave a nice little pile, and then skip home before they wake up. Won't they be surprised when they back up over it?!? They just got their car washed and paid extra for that stuff that makes tires all shiny! Schmucks!"
Check back here often. I’ll keep you posted on the fruits of my labor.