Are the Ravens Leaving a Cheerleader Behind Because She Gained Too Much Weight? 

 

 

Baltimore Ravens cheerleader COURTNEY LENZ was not invited to perform at the Super Bowl, and she says it's because she gained too much weight.  During the regular season, Courtney was actually benched for a game because she gained 1.6 to 1.8 pounds, bringing her up to a whopping 125.6 pounds.  The team disputes her claim, saying, quote, "Our selection process was based upon three criteria: seniority, performance ability and personal conduct throughout the season."

 

 

(You can read more about this here.)

 

 

 

 

Men Who Do More Housework Have Less Sex?

 

 

 

A new study has found that men who do more housework have LESS SEX.  Men who do a lot of housework average sex with their wives 3.2 times a month.  While men who just do traditionally 'manly' things like car repair have sex 4.8 times a month.  The researchers say it's because we still follow old-fashioned gender patterns.  If a woman sees a man vacuuming, she finds him less sexually attractive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is There Any Chance the Monday After the Super Bowl Will Become a National Holiday?

 

 

 

If Congress wants us to LOVE THEM again, all they have to do is this.  Make the day after the Super Bowl a NATIONAL HOLIDAY, so we can all get it off of work.  Right now there's a petition on the White House's website calling for it . . . but it needs almost 90,000 more signatures by February 23rd to get an official response from the OBAMA administration.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seven Ridiculous Real Traffic Laws . . . Including the States Where It's Illegal to Ride Naked or With a Gorilla in the Car: 

 

 

We've got a list today of seven RIDICULOUS traffic laws that are REAL.  At least Yahoo SAYS they're real.  Sometimes it seems like these things only exist on the Internet, but they've been copied-and-pasted so many times people believe they're real.

 

 

Anyway, let's not let our jaded skepticism ruin something this stupid.  Here are seven U.S. traffic laws that are real, as far as we know:

 

 

#1.)  If you're convicted of a DUI in New Jersey, you're permanently banned from getting a personalized vanity license plate.

 

#2.)  It's illegal to ride a camel on the highway in Nevada.

 

#3.)  It's illegal to drive barefoot in Alabama.

 

#4.)  It's illegal to drive with a GORILLA in your backseat in Massachusetts.

 

#5.)  If you tie an elephant to a parking meter in Florida, you have to pay the meter just like you would for a car.

 

#6.)  It's illegal to wipe your car with USED UNDERWEAR in San Francisco.

 

#7.)  It's illegal to drive NAKED in Sag Harbor, New York.