Al Roker Once Pooped His Pants at the White House: 

 

 

AL ROKER says he once pooped his pants . . . at the WHITE HOUSE.  It was in 2002, a month after he underwent gastric bypass surgery.

 

 

He told "Dateline", quote, "I probably went off and ate something I wasn't supposed to.  And as I'm walking to the press room, [I'm thinking] well, I gotta pass a little gas here.  I'm walking by myself.  Who's gonna know?

 

 

"Only a little something extra came out.  I pooped my pants.  Not horribly, but enough that I knew."

 

 

So what did Al do about it?  Probably what the rest of us would have done.  He said, quote, "I was panicking, so I got to the restroom of the press room, threw out the underwear and just went commando."

 

 

He added, quote, "It told me that I've gotta be very vigilant as to what I eat." 

 

 

(Here's video.)

 

 

 

 

 

This is the Most Adulterous Week of the Year:

 

 

The Monday after New Year's is the day that cheating websites like AshleyMadison.com get their highest traffic of the year.  People are back at work after the holidays, and that's when they set up their CHEATING PROFILES.

 

 

And if a ton of people signed up for affair websites yesterday . . . you can expect they'll actually make some connections and arrange some get-togethers throughout this week.  Which makes this the biggest cheating week of the year.

 

 

The big reason that cheating websites see an increase in early January?  People decide to have an affair because things went wrong over the holidays and they're too much of a COWARD to end things.

 

 

Plus, now that vacation is over, people are more depressed, and that puts a strain on relationships.