Married Women are More Likely To Kiss Someone at the Company Christmas Party Than Married Men:
According to a new survey, married women are more likely to kiss someone at a company Christmas party than married men.
48% of single men say they've kissed a married female coworker at the office party. Only 22% of single women have kissed a married male coworker.
Which either means married women are more likely to make out with their coworkers than married men . . . or men are more willing than women to ADMIT they kissed someone who was married.
The survey also found that four out of five coworkers who hook up at the Christmas party end up turning it into a one-time or short-term thing. Only about one in five end in relationships.
37% of Adults Believe in Santa?
According to a new survey, 37% of ADULTS say they believe in Santa Claus.
That's 44% of women and 30% of men who say they believe. Broken down by religion, 47% of Catholics say they believe in Santa . . . 38% of Protestants . . . and in the most random finding of all, 12% of Jews.
In the same survey last year, only 30% of people said they believe in Santa Claus.
A Woman Calls the Cops on a Salvation Army Bell Ringer For Making Too Much Noise:
Sarah Hamilton-Parker of Portsmouth, New Hampshire called the cops on a SALVATION ARMY BELL RINGER. Because she said he was making too much noise. Ya know, while he was out in the cold trying to raise money for charity.
Sarah works at a store in downtown Portsmouth. The store is VERY lucky that the local press didn't report its name.
She says, quote, "I listen to this [bell ringing] for 200 hours a year. This is my fourth year and I can't take it anymore. I'm so sick of it. I don't get a break. It makes my blood pressure go sky high. It makes me hate Christmas."
The police captain says the Salvation Army gets official government permission to ring their bells downtown to collect for charity. So . . . the bell ringers are allowed to stand where they're standing and ring their bells as much as they want.
Sarah says she's thinking about putting together a petition to circulate around to the other downtown businesses to get the bell ringer kicked out.
More Than Half of Couples Use the Toilet in Front of Each Other:
According to a new survey, 51%of couples say they use the toilet in front of their significant other. That means less than HALF of couples are trying to keep that mystery.
The survey ALSO found that 51% of people say they'd break up with someone over bad toilet habits.
About one in three couples say they ARGUE over bad toilet habits. The main fight is over leaving the toilet seat up.
The second-biggest cause of arguments is leaving the toilet a mess. Number three? Making too much NOISE on the toilet.
And finally, 75% of people surveyed say they do their BEST THINKING on the toilet.
Your Marriage is Three-and-a-Half Times More Likely To End in an Argument Over Vacuuming Than an Affair:
According to an analysis of 350 divorce cases by a law firm called Gateley, you're three-and-a-half times more likely to have your marriage end in an argument over vacuuming than over an affair.
They found 70% of marriages end over simple domestic issues, like housework, finances, or where to live. Only 20% of marriages end because of adultery.
Two-Thirds of Porno is Watched at Work?
According to Dr. Cristoph Ahlers, a sex expert in Austria, TWO-THIRDS of the visits to free online porno sites are done at work.
So, he says 67% of porno is viewed at work . . . meaning two out of three of your coworkers are going to look at porn at work today.
But a Harris Interactive survey in the U.S. earlier this year found 3% of people admit they look at porno at work . . . meaning one in 33 of your coworkers are going to look at porn today. So the truth probably lies somewhere in between.
Ahlers says that after work, the second-most common time and place people look at porno is at home, after midnight. Now THAT'S believable.
A Guy Was Arrested For Slapping His Girlfriend After She Told Him His Junk Was Small:
Apparently, 20-year-old Tyler Marshall of Manatee County, Florida has a small penis.
Last week, he and his girlfriend, 19-year-old Brittany Siler, were breaking up. He was insulting her, so she fired back with the best insult she had available. Quote, "Your penis is small."
At that point, he SMACKED her and tried to BITE HER NOSE.
She called the cops, and he was arrested for domestic battery.
A Woman Punched Her Boyfriend For Watching Football Instead of "Fooling Around" With Her:
45-year-old Kristi Santo of Pompano Beach, Florida was home with her boyfriend of three years. And she wanted to GET-IT-ON. But HE wanted to watch football.
According to the police report, she kept trying to SEDUCE him into, quote, "fooling around" . . . but he stayed focused on football. Finally, the rejection was just too much . . . and Kristi PUNCHED her boyfriend in the nose.
She was arrested for battery. She was already on probation for a drug possession conviction.
