So what happened? I drink wine all the time, did I finally have a black out? My Ron Brewer moment? Everything is going fine: drinking wine all day long, for lunch, on a boat, at dinner, after dinner, etc. here's where I think things went wrong. I said, "how about a nightcap?" Next thing you know we were listening to 80's music and I believe dancing occurred. I moved from wine to Cognac. What's the expression? Wine before cognac, you're gonna yack? I didn't yack, but I did wake up with thus ridiculous, purple, gnarly, painful, broken ass pinky toe. And that was day 3 of a week long vacation.